Greetings
SMEGHEAD
It's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere, I'm all alone, more or
less. Let me fly far away from here, fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun. I want to lie shipwrecked and comatosed, drinking fresh mango juice. Goldfish shoals nibbling at my toes, fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun, fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun. |
This is an S.O.S. distress call from the mining ship Red Dwarf. The crew
are dead, killed by a radiation leak. The only survivours are: Dave Lister, who was in suspended animation during the disaster, and his pregnant cat, who was safely sealed in the hold. Revived three-million years later, Lister's only companions are: a life form who evolved from his cat, and Arnold Rimmer, a hologram simulation of one of the dead crew. -- Holly |